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open quotes If my dad taught me anything, it's "never prod a unicorn." close quotes
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open quotes There are three certainties in life, death, taxes and hard disk failure. close quotes
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open quotes I use cat poo as a tiger repellent in our garden. It works perfectly. close quotes
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open quotes This website just stole at least half an hour of my life close quotes
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open quotes Why eat tinned sweetcorn? Cut out the middleman and just throw it straight down the toilet. close quotes
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open quotes A good curry always burns twice. close quotes
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open quotes It's raining outside, you know - that wet rain. close quotes
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open quotes If insanity is close to genius, then I am clearly close to genius. close quotes
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open quotes Why is a mouse when it spins? close quotes
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open quotes I'm fine thanks, just a bit sore after a rather active weekend. close quotes
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