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open quotes Transparent people sitting in semi-transparent chairs -- what more could you want? close quotes
(Said by James, on viewing the chair adverts on http://hag.no.)
— submitted by Matt Gibson (gothick) on 2 September 2008 8:43:28 GMT
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open quotes I feel sorry for Jesus cos his surname is a swear word! close quotes
(my 7 year old daughter explained that her daddy always says Christ when things fall out of the fridge and thats swearing!)
— submitted by Abbie Heard (abbie) on 27 August 2008 10:26:01 GMT
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open quotes Don't compare my bottom with doughnuts close quotes
(Said by Bexxi; as submitted by André.)
— submitted by Matt Gibson (gothick) on 18 August 2008 21:04:54 GMT
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open quotes Your balls are so knackered they've evaporated! close quotes
(Curses. My memory's let me down on the context; I just know it was said during the group holiday and it made it into my notebook...)
— submitted by Matt Gibson (gothick) on 6 August 2008 21:19:04 GMT
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open quotes Having a cheese-fiend for a daughter would make me so proud close quotes
(John, after some food-based experimentation with young Catherine)
— submitted by Matt Gibson (gothick) on 6 August 2008 21:17:09 GMT
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open quotes My knees are geniuses close quotes
(Damn. Lily said this, but I can't remember why. I think it was an excellent catch, made completely unconsciously by her knees :))
— submitted by Matt Gibson (gothick) on 6 August 2008 21:12:44 GMT
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open quotes You ate the sun!!! close quotes
— submitted by Kavita Favelle (Kavey) on 22 July 2008 11:52:50 GMT
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open quotes "You are the bellybutton mafia!" & "I am the bellybutton mafia." close quotes
(OK it's two sentences. The first being an accusation from my husband. The second being my slow, delighted response as I accepted and agreed with the accusation.)
— submitted by Kavita Favelle (Kavey) on 22 July 2008 11:52:13 GMT
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open quotes Is there a reason you are standing in the kitchen doing a morris dance with your knickers? close quotes
(I happened to be excited about something, elated even. So I started jigging, waving the knickers I was holding (as I'd been about to put them on) in circles in time with the music (which was fully in my head). And Pete came in, looked at me in disbelief and uttered the quote.)
— submitted by Kavita Favelle (Kavey) on 22 July 2008 11:50:43 GMT
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open quotes I took the poorly sea monster to the syntax error shop to see if they could make it run close quotes
(A colleague describing a strange dream he once had)
— submitted by ianadavies on 12 June 2008 13:11:43 GMT
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